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'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Protecting the green

'El Nino now.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Moving south...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Absurd snow clearing machine

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

Radiator Blues

"CCCOOOLD!"

Summer Decorating

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'