Moving To A New Climate T-Shirts

'El Nino now.'

Protecting the green

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Dog Igloo.

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Moving south...

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"CCCOOOLD!"

Pianist wearing face mask.

Radiator Blues

Summer Decorating

"Weather"? What's "weather"?

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

Spring

"What would it take to get you behind the reins of this family suv?"

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"