Moving To Warmer Climate T-Shirts

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Keeping warm.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

Protecting the green

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'El Nino now.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Moving south...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Radiator Blues

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"CCCOOOLD!"

Summer Decorating

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"

Spring

Summer, we hardly knew ye...