Moving To A Hotter Climate T-Shirts

Summer Decorating

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Keeping warm.

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Protecting the green

'El Nino now.'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Moving south...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Radiator Blues

"CCCOOOLD!"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'