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"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Keeping warm.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Single men in Tahiti

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Working Holiday.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'