Moving To A Hotter Climate Gifts

Summer Decorating

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Keeping warm.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Protecting the green

'El Nino now.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Moving south...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Radiator Blues

"CCCOOOLD!"

'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"