Moving To A Hot Climate Gifts

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Keeping warm.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'El Nino now.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Protecting the green

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Moving south...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Radiator Blues

"CCCOOOLD!"

Cactus Fountain

Summer Decorating

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."