Moving To A Cold Climate Gifts

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Dog Igloo.

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'El Nino now.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Protecting the green

Moving south...

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Radiator Blues