Cold Climate Living Gifts

Dog Igloo.

"CCCOOOLD!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

igloo smoking zone...

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."