Moving Into A Cold Climate Gifts

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Keeping warm.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Dog Igloo.

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'El Nino now.'

Protecting the green

Moving south...

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Radiator Blues

"CCCOOOLD!"

Penguin snowball.

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

Summer Decorating