Moving To A Cold Region Gifts

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Dog Igloo.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'El Nino now.'

Protecting the green

Moving south...

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

Absurd snow clearing machine