Moving To A Snowy Region Gifts

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Yoghurt man

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"I surprise you every year!"

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Moving south...

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Absurd snow clearing machine

"CCCOOOLD!"