Starting College In A Snowy Area Gifts

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Yoghurt man

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

Absurd snow clearing machine

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

Snow baby

"CCCOOOLD!"

'So, you see... Global warming is why it snows!'

All New Winter Olympic Events

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

Snow-A Thesaurus

"No, I'm not interested in a free ski weekend. Please take me off your call list."

Information: You Are Here...

The ski jumper...

U.K hit by snow

"I was hoping it was a smart shovel, and it would shovel the drive for me."

"Brrrrrrrrhhh. Global warming can't come too soon for me!"

"It's our most expensive snowblower, but of course, the more you spend, the less likely it will snow."

Sledge breakdown.