Settling In A Snowy Area Gifts

"CCCOOOLD!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Yoghurt man

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

Absurd snow clearing machine

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

"Well, we've done it, Sandy . . . we hit the 'cold snap tri-fecta:'. . ."

"We'd be there by now in the car you know."

A mover is told to put the fire in the fireplace.

Igloo For Sale: No Termites! NO Carpenter ants! NO fleas! No mice! No rats! Absolutely pest free!

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

"No, I'm not interested in a free ski weekend. Please take me off your call list."

'She had to dissect a whale in school today.'

Autumn in Minnesota

Snow Shark

'No ice for me thanks: I'm sick of ice everywhere...'