Snowy Setting Enthusiast Gifts

"Mona asked me to invite you to our housewarming on Friday."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Flake News

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Festive squad

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

A skier and a paraglider

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.