Snowy Setting Enthusiast Pillows

"Mona asked me to invite you to our housewarming on Friday."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Festive squad

A skier and a paraglider

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Aargh, Many Trees