Snowy Scene Lovers Pillows

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

"Whose the new guy?"

Ice Skater

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"It covers up all the debt."

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

Uninhabital USA.

Mountain Goats.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'They suspect arson.'

"OMG! They're eating noses!"

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Snowman has carrot on stick for motivation.

Going South

WHOA!! If you try hard enough, you can open them!