Snow Scene Enthusiast Pillows

Ig-glue to build houses with.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Frozen Farts.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Ski kicker.

'It's a snow mobile.'

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'You win. Go out and play.'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'