Snowfall Aficionado Pillows

'That was quite a snowstorm last night.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

Giant Snowflake.

Snowyphus

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

The lonely figure

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Flake News

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

'You win. Go out and play.'