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'That was quite a snowstorm last night.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

Snowyphus

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Ski kicker.

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I love this time of year."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."