Snowfall Enthusiasts Pillows

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

The lonely figure

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Flake News

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"I love this time of year."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

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