First Winter In A New Place Gifts

"Well, we've done it, Sandy . . . we hit the 'cold snap tri-fecta:'. . ."

Snow Devil

Keeping warm.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Chilly baby.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"Is the baby sideways?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Protecting the green

'El Nino now.'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

Child builds themselves a sled.

Absurd snow clearing machine

Radiator Blues

"CCCOOOLD!"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

Winter workplace cabin fever.

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

Papi makes snowfall for Gracie on Christmas with an ice shredder.

'Hey, you there with the disgusting cold! Blow that schnoz of yours outside would ya?!'

Snow Blowing

"Hurry up."