Overcoming A Long Winter Gifts

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

How to save on your heating bill...

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

How You Know It's Spring...

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

The corner that Spring's around

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

Winter Coat

Going South

"It looks as though we might be in for another cold snap."

"CCCOOOLD!"

Radiator Blues

The stages of winter