Snowbound Survivor Gifts

'I'm a teetotaler.'

Skiing.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Frigid Cold

Bus Stop

Trading Places.

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Flights suspended snowstorm

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

The corner that Spring's around

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Winter is an Adventure.