Snow Day Survivor Gifts

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"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

It's unfair! The kids have a snow day. We have to work! Blrp!! It's Twig. Tap tap tap. That's Teddy. Teddy. Twig. *!* Though 'work' is a relative term. The mop's in the cellar. Tap tap tap.

Hampy Holidath

"Frankly, business sucks."

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Where is global warming when you really want it?

Winter is an Adventure.

'Mom, guess what?!'

"...wonder if a human can hibernate until spring?"

"No one else is coming to work because of the snow."

"I'm going out to shovel snow. Here's five dollars if you talk me out of it."

"I've been shoveling my driveway for the last two hours. . . now I can't find me car!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Festive squad

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Staying Warm.

Phone Mittens

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Angels making snow humans

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'