Snow Day Survivor Mugs

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"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Hampy Holidath

"Frankly, business sucks."

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Where is global warming when you really want it?

Winter is an Adventure.

'Mom, guess what?!'

"...wonder if a human can hibernate until spring?"

"No one else is coming to work because of the snow."

"I'm going out to shovel snow. Here's five dollars if you talk me out of it."

"I've been shoveling my driveway for the last two hours. . . now I can't find me car!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Festive squad

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Staying Warm.

Angels making snow humans

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Phone Mittens

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Frigid Cold