Snowbound Survivor Mugs

'I'm a teetotaler.'

Skiing.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Frigid Cold

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Bus Stop

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Trading Places.

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

The corner that Spring's around

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."