Snow Storm Survivor Gifts

Snow Blowing

All season tires are great, as long as it doesn't snow.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Frigid Cold

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Bus Stop

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Flights suspended snowstorm

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Trading Places.

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"Still snowing upstate?"

Director's Day Off

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

How You Know It's Spring...

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."