Snowstorm Survivors Gifts

Frigid Cold

"Nope, this isn't our car either. . . this one's blue!"

'LLLLLeave me alone. . . It's so cold! It's so cold! It's so cold!'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Winter Storm

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"Not again! I miss the winters when I was only used once."

Thanksgiving Storms

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Bus Stop

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Trading Places.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Still snowing upstate?"

Director's Day Off

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

The corner that Spring's around

Winter is an Adventure.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...