Snow Shoveling Survivor Gifts

'Sore back?'

'Ok winter, you've made your point...I'm a wussy.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

First aid in mountains

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"A little help?"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Frigid Cold

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Bus Stop

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Trading Places.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Still snowing upstate?"

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Winter is an Adventure.

The corner that Spring's around

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

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