Skiing Survivor Gifts

Signs - Food and water / Bucket / Bigger Bucket

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

First aid in mountains

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Bus Stop

Flights suspended snowstorm

Trading Places.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

How You Know It's Spring...

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

The corner that Spring's around

Winter is an Adventure.

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

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Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...