Ski Slip Survivor Gifts

"I'm sorry! Your insurance doesn't cover skiing accidents. For that you need our 'foolish and stupid' insurance."

First aid in mountains

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Balloon ski lift

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Bigfoot on skis...

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

Pyramid Ski Slope.

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

"How was the ski trip?"

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'Tough winter.'

"Dad did say he'd do anything to get out of going to Mom's parents this vacation."

All season tires are great, as long as it doesn't snow.

"That's typical of you, Howard - you know I don't like semi-skimmed milk...!"

The last run of the day.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Winter Surrender

"I can't take winter anymore!"

'Sore back?'

'All they took was my snowblower.'

'What a curse this global warming is...'

'Hey! I'm not too late, am I?'

'The trouble these days a few snow flakes and the country comes to a halt, when I was your age...'

'I'm a teetotaler.'