Ski Accident Recovery Gifts

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

First aid in mountains

Barbeque Casualty.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'It is too snowing!'

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Big slipper.

Skiing at Sea

"You call all this a side effect?"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'This is your lucky day!'

Little girl skiing.

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"The good news is, I got religion!"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Evolved to Ski.

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'