Snow Shoveling Survivor Pillows

'Sore back?'

'Ok winter, you've made your point...I'm a wussy.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

First aid in mountains

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"A little help?"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Frigid Cold

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Bus Stop

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

Trading Places.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Still snowing upstate?"

The corner that Spring's around

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Winter is an Adventure.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

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