Snowy Day Survivor Gifts

"Ok kids, Daddys got to get to work, time to get off the car"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Festive squad

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Umbrella Roof

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Frigid Cold

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Bus Stop

Trading Places.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Flights suspended snowstorm

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Barbecue in the snow.