Winter Woes Gifts

'Hey, you there with the disgusting cold! Blow that schnoz of yours outside would ya?!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'No ice.'

Snow flake

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Boy rolled into a snowball

Good News about winter

"Little help?"

That one has all the batteries!

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Bless You."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Inappropriate Snowmen