Winter Woes Mugs

'Hey, you there with the disgusting cold! Blow that schnoz of yours outside would ya?!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'No ice.'

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snow flake

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Politically Correct Snowperson

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Gesundheit.'