Winter Woes Warrior Mugs

Your hands are cold...

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

UFO Shelter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Why giraffes hate winter

"A little help?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Crime

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"Sriracha"

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

January Joiner

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

January Joiner

"Wow, you look sexy today."