Winter Workout Warrior Mugs

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

"Been working out?"

Ice fisher.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"A little help?"

Why giraffes hate winter

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Pop Top Ice FIshing

UFO Shelter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

January Joiner

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Sriracha"

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'