Winter Woes Warrior Prints

Your hands are cold...

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Ice fisher.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Why giraffes hate winter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"A little help?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Pop Top Ice FIshing

UFO Shelter

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Sriracha"

January Joiner

January Joiner

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'