Winter Illness Warrior Prints

'It was hard enough keeping tack of people's children, now I need to keep track of their symptoms.'

The Cougher

Ice fisher.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

UFO Shelter

Why giraffes hate winter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"A little help?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Crime

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

January Joiner

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Sriracha"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'