Humorist About Winter Woes Gifts

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I love this time of year."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Weather today.

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Greco-polar wrestling

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.