Humorist About Winter Woes T-Shirts

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I love this time of year."

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"You have ice water in your veins."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

It's a bit derivative.

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'