Moving To A Snowy Climate Gifts

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Dog Igloo.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Protecting the green

'El Nino now.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Moving south...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Absurd snow clearing machine

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

"CCCOOOLD!"

Radiator Blues

Summer Decorating

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'