Moving To A Snowy Climate T-Shirts

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Dog Igloo.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'El Nino now.'

Protecting the green

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Moving south...

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"CCCOOOLD!"

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

Absurd snow clearing machine

Radiator Blues

Summer Decorating

'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"