Relocating To A Colder Climate Gifts

Extreme cold storm in Canada and USA

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Dog Igloo.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'El Nino now.'

Protecting the green

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Moving south...

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Radiator Blues

"CCCOOOLD!"

Summer Decorating

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"

'We don't get many turtles here.'