Moved To Colder Climate Gifts

Snow Blowing

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Dog Igloo.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'El Nino now.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

Protecting the green

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Moving south...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Radiator Blues

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

Summer Decorating

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"