Relocation To Warmer Climate Gifts

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Nest building

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"You can pack this back up now."

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'El Nino now.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Protecting the green

Ye Haul.

Moving south...

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own