Snowy School-goer Gifts

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Skiing.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Festive squad

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Broken ankle.

Barbecue in the snow.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

Snow baby

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

A snowman protests the sun.

January Clearance

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

Snowman Murder

'I don't know which is worse. My dad's road rage or report card rage.'

'We are unable to complete your call as dialed. Please remove your mittens and dial your call again.'

Snowman sitting among standing stones

The ski jumper...

"I can't believe it. School starts tomorrow!"

'Son, I've arranged for you to go to a private school where you'll have a wonderful time!'