Snowy Commuter Gifts

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Man whistles while driving his car.

Parallel Parking Garage

The return of Miss Subways

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Fairy Friday."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Play Rush Hour

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Like I really needed to get caught in a tractor beam'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

Clown Bike Rack

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Man on bike

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Trainspotters'

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

On frigid mornings I go to my car, turn the heated seat up to high, then head out for a freshly-baked cinnamon roll. Ah, warm buns!

Dog Days